My phone is a bad influence

Seriously.
I use predictive text messaging and when I try to say "do you fancy a pint?" my phone comes out with "do you fancy a shot?" - it's trying to upgrade my alcohol intake from pints to shots. Perhaps even more worrying is when I hit the next possible word it comes out with "do you fancy a riot?" - now it's trying to incite violence.
So if you find me drinking shots causing a riot when I was planning on going for a pint you know my phone is to blame.